Okay, Okay I will go tonight
Sit us all in the huge corner booth
By preference, away from your family
But I’m flexible, accommodating, for you.
Death. A death of a relative
Of course I will be there
Attend to you and your family
Because they all despair.
His kids, his kids ate pizzas three
I swear they need no more
Brother-in-law’s sudden last request,
And a box, to take it home.
The bill. The bill after so much food
He says “I’ve spent too much!
So I’ll leave the tip while you all pay”
Final words; he’ll never return.